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Death model.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Theatre Crowd

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Knickerless Cage.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

A chip off the old block...

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Sheep striptease'.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Tony Robinson

"Just wait until your nanny gets here."

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

Recording Studio

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Red Letter Days - A First Night

The Garrick Theatre

Performer

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

"I told you your mother wouldn’t approve!"

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

"Help yourselves to dips."

Magic man

Jo Ann Veneziano

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."