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"Well I wanted to know who played the gorgeous trollop. . . I couldn't care less what's on next!"

'There's nothing on.'

"Bloody hell!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Theatre Crowd

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Knickerless Cage.

A pretention of playwrights

Binge Watch

Binary Man

George Clooney Machine

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

David Niven caricature

Quentin Tarantino

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"All the better to ignore you with."

Roberto Benigni

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Traditional Family Meals

Ralph Fiennes

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

Tony Robinson

Boy at Computer.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"