Screen Admirer Pillows

"Well I wanted to know who played the gorgeous trollop. . . I couldn't care less what's on next!"

'There's nothing on.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Bloody hell!"

Theatre Crowd

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binge Watch

A pretention of playwrights

Binary Man

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

David Niven caricature

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Traditional Family Meals

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Boy at Computer.

Books versus TV.

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"