Screenplay Admirer Pillows

"Bloody hell!"

Herman Mankiewicz

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

A pretention of playwrights

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"Now all we need is a good script."

"Come in, minion."

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Oh man, every time.'

"You know that kid that submitted a screenplay to us on the back of a restaurant menu? I'm passing on it. I like the screenplay, but I hate that restaurant."

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

'I'm writing a screenplay that every studio in Hollywood will want to produce. It's about an honest, hard-working, moral CEO.'

Freia and the apples of eternal youth

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Tarnhelm

"That isn't allowed either."

Anthony Trollope

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

Charles Dickens

Alexander Pushkin

Romeo goes to the Chemists

Studio 51