Screenplay Admirer Pillows

"Bloody hell!"

Quentin Tarantino

Herman Mankiewicz

Reese Witherspoon

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

A pretention of playwrights

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Come in, minion."

"Now all we need is a good script."

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Oh man, every time.'

"You know that kid that submitted a screenplay to us on the back of a restaurant menu? I'm passing on it. I like the screenplay, but I hate that restaurant."

Johnny Depp

Woody Allen

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

Tarnhelm

George Clooney.

'It's from Goldilocks's lawyer. Apparently, she's suing us because she burnt her mouth on the hot porridge.'

Charles Dickens

"That isn't allowed either."

Anthony Trollope

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

Studio 51

I think the biggest drawback to binge-watching a godawful tv series has to be the hangover.

'I'm writing a screenplay that every studio in Hollywood will want to produce. It's about an honest, hard-working, moral CEO.'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Freia and the apples of eternal youth