Screenplay Fan Pillows

The Fourth Little Pig

Herman Mankiewicz

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bloody hell!"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Recalculating route..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Moby Dick

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"Now all we need is a good script."

Puss in Heels

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

I want to be a lawn!

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'