Screen Story Admirer Pillows

Ernie lives life vicariously through the movies -- He's a reel-ist.

Audio Books

"Bloody hell!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Buster Keaton

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

A pretention of playwrights

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Binary Man

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Quentin Tarantino

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Come in, minion."

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

Little Nell as comforter

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Meet the pop-up author.

"It's post-gingerbread."

Proceedings of the club

"You know that kid that submitted a screenplay to us on the back of a restaurant menu? I'm passing on it. I like the screenplay, but I hate that restaurant."

'Oh man, every time.'

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"