Short Storytelling Admirer Pillows

"With their short attention spans, we've gone from epic poetry to limericks."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Audio Books

"Bloody hell!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Quentin Tarantino

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Come in, minion."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'This history paper is about an event that happened a long time ago, but in the great scheme of things isn't all that important, making this report very short. The end.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Proceedings of the club

Meet the pop-up author.

"It's post-gingerbread."

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

"I think I'm falling in love."

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

Snowman Romance