Whimsical Story Admirer Pillows

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"My husband's coming!! Quick! Melt!"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Apple Pie Abduction

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Well, that one got away."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Reindeer

Mouse with a cat cake.

Witches Checkout.

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

A chip off the old block...

Mephistopheles

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

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Carpet Cows

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"I think I'm falling in love."

Snowman Romance

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

Cherub string quartets

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

An snail shell with a chimney

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Circus Baby.