Whimsical Story Appreciator Pillows

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Wagging Dog

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

Teddy Time Bears

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Things are looking up!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Nanki Poo

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

The Firebird

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

Lox Ness Monster

Pick your own fruit or worms.

Elizabeth Truss MP

Two birds refuel.

Blue Upright

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"