Whimsical Humor Admirer Pillows

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

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Through the Looking Glass - Hatta out of Jail.

Dish says to spoon: 'Come now Darling, I hardly think cutlery and crockery counts as a mixed marriage.'

'Dougal _ from Shetland.'

'Where am I calling you from? Oh, just around.'

Air Travel By Pterodactyl

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Well, that one got away."

Apple Pie Abduction

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Dolphin friendly tuna

On the brink.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Gym Dog

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'