Screenplay Lover Pillows

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Herman Mankiewicz

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Bloody hell!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Kirsten Johnson

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Quentin Tarantino

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Child hooking into a television

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Ennio Morricone

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

Fairy tale

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

Puss in Heels