Screenplay Lover Gifts

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Herman Mankiewicz

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Bloody hell!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Kirsten Johnson

"What did Jesus order?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Child hooking into a television

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

Fairy tale

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Puss in Heels

Ennio Morricone