Script Admirer Pillows

A pretention of playwrights

Cariactures

"Bloody hell!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Hollywood producer.

Hollywood producer.

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"Great money scenes!"

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

Scrip Doctor

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

Subtitles for the Stupid

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

Write a Screenplay

Writer's Strike

'I'm writing a screenplay that every studio in Hollywood will want to produce. It's about an honest, hard-working, moral CEO.'

'We're calling it... 'World war zit!''