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Globe. Which line do you prefer? "What's past is prologue" or "today is the first day of the rest of your life"?

A pretention of playwrights

Cariactures

"Bloody hell!"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Quentin Tarantino

Hollywood producer.

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Actor practising his indian war crys

Hollywood producer.

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"Great money scenes!"

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Scrip Doctor

Woody Allen

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

Subtitles for the Stupid

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

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