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"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Artist's model posing for a painting through an easel.

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

Recording Studio

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I'm a star!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"They're texting it in."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Bravo!

A singing microphone.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'But darling, you were marvellous!'

'Supporting the arts'