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'Portrait that uses canvas stand.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Venus

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

What's an Imax cave?

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Amateurs."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'Greenwich in the Season'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"He gets easily abstracted."