Art Studio Survivor T-Shirts

"Move, Gary."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Lockdown casserole

Jackson Pollock Studio

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Stress is often associated with feelings of 'isolation'...It's really important that you see yourself as valued, as useful!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

It's a big misconception. Everyone thinks hell is all fire. Actually, it's all paperwork.'

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

David Hockney

"I suffer for my art..."

'He just had a near-work experience.'

"Now cover those leftovers with lots of cheese. What they don't know won't hurt them."

Recording Studio

Symbolism for Artists

Al, I hear that only one out of 100 art school graduates goes on to make a living in art. That's where I was smart, Axel: I flunked out!

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

"Okay Mr. Jones, there are one or two little forms to fill in before we can discharge you."

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

"He was almost caught up to the 90's."

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Bureaucratic Hell

Bureaucratic speech

"Hold still - almost done."

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'