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'Was the flash too bright?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"Move, Gary."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

Studio in December

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

Recording Studio

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"No, it's not a Rorscach test, it's a really nasty damp patch."

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"Sorry, I didn't realize you had a late session. Mind if I mop while you mope?"

'You're supposed to draw something.'

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."