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Tambourine.

'Was the flash too bright?'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

Studio in December

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'We're not hiring. The company is just giving me some experience conducting interviews.'

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

'I told you he had a temper.'

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

'The only reason she keeps me is to rub out her bed wrinkles.'

Recording Studio

'Nobody turned up to the 'effective communications' seminar...they didn't get our memo.'

'Everytime I look at another man he hits the ceiling.'

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

"Your wife is here to shed some light on your version of the story."

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"I have to leave early, gentlemen. Please let me know if I miss any epiphanies."

Guitarist

'Tell me, my dear — what's going on in that funny little head of yours?'

'The final straw was showing up late for his time management training.'

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

!Now this, for those of you who have never met one, is what we call a client!"