Studio Sessions Gifts

Tambourine.

'Was the flash too bright?'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

Studio in December

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'I told you he had a temper.'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

'We're not hiring. The company is just giving me some experience conducting interviews.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Recording Studio

'The only reason she keeps me is to rub out her bed wrinkles.'

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

'Nobody turned up to the 'effective communications' seminar...they didn't get our memo.'

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

"Your wife is here to shed some light on your version of the story."

'Everytime I look at another man he hits the ceiling.'

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

'Tell me, my dear — what's going on in that funny little head of yours?'

Hey, who moved my easel?

"I have to leave early, gentlemen. Please let me know if I miss any epiphanies."

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

'The final straw was showing up late for his time management training.'

Guitarist