Acoustic Sessions Gifts

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Tong!"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Recording Studio

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Guitarist.

"Dad, can you just ground me instead?"

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

This call may be recorded and used in a podcast.

"Here's another depressing song about me."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

'Was the flash too bright?'

Guitarist

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Tambourine.

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'Bloody good idea!'