Acoustic Artist Gifts

Music producers.

Recording Studio

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Tong!"

Guitar Man.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Ralph Stanley

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

The Death of Pierrot

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Painting Music

Thelonious Monk

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Ed Sheeran.

Guitarist.

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.

Mississippi John Hurt

Guitars

"Here's another depressing song about me."

VINYL HISS

"Try to smile a bit louder."

They changed their tunes.

'Bloody good idea!'

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

Drugs and Rock & Roll

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