Acoustic Enthusiast Gifts

"Tong!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Trump! The Musical

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Artist and Musician

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Subwoofer

Music producers.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"Home school marching band"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Brat"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."