Audible Enthusiast Gifts

'Why would anyone want to read books when they can listen to them?'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Audio Books

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Artist and Musician

"Tong!"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Subwoofer

Music producers.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Brat"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

The dream works when the team works!

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."