Acoustic Aficionados Gifts

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Tong!"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Brat"

"You know damn well what noise!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The dream works when the team works!

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Turn down the bass."

"The estranged string trio."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Music Freak.

"Romance"

'Please. Don't get me started.'

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."