Acoustic Aficionados Gifts

Ralph Stanley

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Tong!"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"You know damn well what noise!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Brat"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The dream works when the team works!

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Is there an audio edition?"

"The estranged string trio."

Music Freak.

"Romance"

"Turn down the bass."

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."