Noise Aficionados Gifts

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

Puppet hitting child with noisy phone

Irritating Music

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Tong!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"You know damn well what noise!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Disease-y Top

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

Ralph Stanley

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"The estranged string trio."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Turn down the bass."