Noise Lovers Gifts

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

You can never escape from stress because... the world is made up of only two kinds of people: those who ride motorcycles, and those who have to listen to the people riding them.

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Vacuum Cleaner Making 'Grrrrr' Noise

Drum kit for sale...

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Jazz is Invented

Artist and Musician

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Plum jam...

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"You know damn well what noise!"

Disease-y Top

Music for car stereos

Snake Charming

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.