Noise Lovers Gifts

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

You can never escape from stress because... the world is made up of only two kinds of people: those who ride motorcycles, and those who have to listen to the people riding them.

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Vacuum Cleaner Making 'Grrrrr' Noise

Drum kit for sale...

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Jazz is Invented

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Artist and Musician

Plum jam...

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Snake Charming

Disease-y Top

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Music for car stereos

"You know damn well what noise!"

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'