Loud Noise Lover Gifts

CONNNCREEETE!

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

'With a bell like that it must work...even if he isn't home!'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

At the rock concert...

Future garbage truck driver.

Jazz is Invented

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Music for car stereos

"You know damn well what noise!"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Library Grand Opening

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

The Gong