Loud Music Lover Gifts

At the rock concert...

Bagpipes for hire...fast relief from neighbors,in-laws,debtors and Hare Krishnas.

'Teenage Beethoven.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Guitarist

Tut and Carmen.

Omara Portuondo

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

George Michael