Music Lovers Gifts

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'

Taken By Surprise

"Sousa's back!"

'..and showers over Wimbledon may lead to outbreaks of Cliff Richard later.'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"I hear we went platinum."

Fake it.

The village oak.

Morrison Van/Van Morrison

Don't shoot the piano man!

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

'I hate it when the organist is away on holiday'

'When I grow up I want to be a rock star.'

"Playing 'Help' by the Beatles."

She always had her flute... just in case.

'Maybe we need to clarify the scripture about making a joyful noise.'

"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"

A band playing while wearing face masks

"Don't make me come down there."

Noisy Neighbours

Why did you want to play the harmonica?

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

Accordion

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

"I have a lot in common with Cliff Richard. Same birthday, same age..."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Hmm... "Robert Johnson / Crossroads / Midnight..." sounds interesting...

A Break In Music

You need an organ transplant.

Noys'r'us.

Violin Ghost

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Dancing.