Music Lovers Gifts

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Happy birthday to Ewe...'

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'

Taken By Surprise

"Sousa's back!"

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

'..and showers over Wimbledon may lead to outbreaks of Cliff Richard later.'

Fake it.

The village oak.

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Morrison Van/Van Morrison

She always had her flute... just in case.

"Playing 'Help' by the Beatles."

Don't shoot the piano man!

'When I grow up I want to be a rock star.'

'I hate it when the organist is away on holiday'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"I hear we went platinum."

Elvis' feel-good eye doctor (Eye chart reads HEARTBREAK HOTEL).

"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"

Accordion

A band playing while wearing face masks

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"I have a lot in common with Cliff Richard. Same birthday, same age..."

'It used to be about the music man.' - According to his peers, the tambourine guy has sold out.

Why did you want to play the harmonica?

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

Dancing.

Noys'r'us.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Don't make me come down there."

"I name this child, Elvis - and he's messed up my blue suede shoes."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."