Live Music Lovers Gifts

Beep beep beep beep beep beep. The guys must be her "back-up" singers.

"We appreciate your feedback."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

A Fairytale Update

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

George Michael

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

At the rock concert...

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."