Live Music Gifts

"And now a request from the audience."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

"That request is physically impossible..."

Live music every night.

Live Music Every Tuesday

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Axl Rose

"I think they're a cover band."

Hmmm

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

Chano Pozo,

Busker with a Card Machine

"I don't know much about show business, but I do know we're selling more hamburgers."

"Did you hear something?"

Future Opera

Keep it simple, I said...

The Ignored Busker

'Glastonbury? You've been up to no good in some young man's bedsit, haven't you! Mud sticks, y'know.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Musical Accidents

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

... Harold at the stomach pump.

Here's a little number I wrote from bitter personal experience...

Must be one of those underground bands.

David Bowie Unplugged

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

Nightlife photography

Jazz singer.