Live Music Gifts

"And now a request from the audience."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

"That request is physically impossible..."

Live music every night.

Live Music Every Tuesday

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"I think they're a cover band."

Hmmm

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

Busker with a Card Machine

The Ignored Busker

"I don't know much about show business, but I do know we're selling more hamburgers."

Keep it simple, I said...

Future Opera

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

Here's a little number I wrote from bitter personal experience...

David Bowie Unplugged

Must be one of those underground bands.

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

Musical Accidents

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Glastonbury? You've been up to no good in some young man's bedsit, haven't you! Mud sticks, y'know.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

... Harold at the stomach pump.

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

"Hi - we're called pillowcase and we're a cover band!"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"We were at a concert last night. The singer said, 'Put Your Hands Together,' and he's been like that ever since."

Jazz singer.

Choir wearing masks.