Live Concerts Gifts

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

ABBA

Violinist with a face mask on.

"The last time I heard a beat like that was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

"This next one is for all the people who did the right thing and stayed home."

Sir Paul McCartney warns UK Culture Secretary of live music s bleak future

The Dangers of Binge Drumming

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards

Will Young

The pint of a beer is a legacy from his early days as a pub pianist!

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Joe Perry.

Falling Rock

'You idiot! You didn't tell us this gig was for a marching band! '

"Don't you want somebody to blame?"

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

In-law country

"Thank you, Sir."

Glastonbury. After.

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Zombie standup

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Anna Calvi

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"