Live Concerts Gifts

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

Violinist with a face mask on.

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

"This next one is for all the people who did the right thing and stayed home."

Sir Paul McCartney warns UK Culture Secretary of live music s bleak future

The Dangers of Binge Drumming

The pint of a beer is a legacy from his early days as a pub pianist!

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

'You idiot! You didn't tell us this gig was for a marching band! '

"Don't you want somebody to blame?"

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

In-law country

"Thank you, Sir."

Glastonbury. After.

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Zombie standup

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

I love my Timpani

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.