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Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"This next song is for you, in the blue dress with the idiot. Yes, you ..."

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This next request goes out to the big spender who would like to hear 25 cents' worth of "Louie Louie."

HEARTBREAK HOTEL: Elvis impersonators nightly.

'Listen It's our tune...or is it mine and Nigel's,or mine and Kevin's, or...'

Comedy Corner.

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

"I demand a refund...I paid to see a stand up comedian!"

"Thanks you've been a great audience, especially the guy in the third row with the great laugh."

Glastonbury. After.

Zombie standup

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"This next one's another oldie."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

At the rock concert...

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Applause

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Theatre Crowd

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Chano Pozo,

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."