Live Entertainment Fan Gifts

'Live lobsters...Dancing nightly.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Comedy Cafe

At the rock concert...

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Mikado

Applause

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

A rock guitarist singing

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"I'm very highly strung!"

"This next song kinda stinks. I hope you like it."

"This next song is for you, in the blue dress with the idiot. Yes, you ..."

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.