Online Entertainment Fan Gifts

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Ostrich TV.

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."