Online Entertainment Fan Gifts

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Clive Anderson

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

Bob Odenkirk

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Tommy Cooper

Ostrich TV.

Mary and Joseph's Social Media Page

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

'I'm no Einstein, but I play one on TV!'

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

Ronni Ancona.