Web Series Fan Gifts

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"What would you like to watch again?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Clive Anderson

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Nativity - The sitcom

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

Tony Robinson

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Mind control

Man in office says to colleagues: "Yes, I am back from my trip to the States ? No, I did not watch Lost while I was there."

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Tommy Cooper