Online Entertainment Gifts

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'It's always repeats on the BBC!'

Uncensored webcam view of Walter, doing nothing at all.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

They hated me.

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Television Readers.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Champagne

A Guide to Balloon Animals

The Rooster Comedian.

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Cow Show Tunes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Bloody hell!"

Cord cutter