Internet Entertainment Gifts

I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

They hated me.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Showbiz Awards

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Champagne

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Television Readers.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

The Rooster Comedian.