Internet Entertainment Pillows

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

They hated me.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Showbiz Awards

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The Rooster Comedian.

Television Readers.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Extreme miming"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Champagne

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"