Electronic Entertainment Pillows

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Haircuts

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

American Idle.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'There's nothing on.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Cat gets a hole in one

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Homo Zapiens

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Streaming"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"In da house"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."