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'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

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"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Homo Zapiens

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Cat gets a hole in one

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

How the goat got square eyes.

"Streaming"

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Inactive wear store.

Love is when you watch television together.

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"