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"Haha! Look at this funny thing on the small computer I never wash but use all the time while I'm pooping."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

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"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'