Portable Entertainment Expert T-Shirts

'Just in case I don't like the in-flight movie.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

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"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'3-D TV Kit'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

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How the goat got square eyes.

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

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Roller Coasters

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

Trustworthy Authority.

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Heterosexual actor auditions.

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'