Portable Entertainment Expert Prints

'Just in case I don't like the in-flight movie.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Canape?

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'3-D TV Kit'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

How the goat got square eyes.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

Roller Coasters

Come dine with me!

Trustworthy Authority.

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Barry's new George Foreman Grill warned him anytime the meat was being overcooked.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

Heterosexual actor auditions.

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'