Mobile Entertainer Prints

Why must you watch TV on your cellphone? Flexibility. I can watch whenever. Isn't that why you record shows? I can also watch wherever. What, like in the freakin' can?! Nothing so silly as that. Stoplights used to be so boring. I'm Jack Bauer.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Extreme miming"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Canape?

'He does.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Send in the Clones.'

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Fur Baby

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Clown walks balloon dog

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Children's Entertainer

Dog Birthdays

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage