Digital Entertainer Prints

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Haircuts

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Extreme miming"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Fur Baby

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Streaming"

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Pottery Slam

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Roller Coasters

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

"This sure makes my job easier."

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Jack B. Nimble simulates jumping over a candlestick.

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'