Online Entertainer Prints

"Make a face that will inspire a meme."

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

"I'm singing the 'no one LIKED my vacation facebook post' blues."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Showbiz Awards

Zombie standup

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Haircuts

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

The Rooster Comedian.

"Extreme miming"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Comedy Cafe

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"That'll be five bucks."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Cow Show Tunes

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Clown God