Urban Entertainer Prints

"Extreme miming"

Snake Charmer

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Pottery Slam

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Roller Coasters

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"The best way of dispersing crowds in the inner city is to start handing out job applications!"

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

Cook complaining to milkman

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Manhole Warning