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"Extreme miming"

Snake Charmer

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Roller Coasters

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Pottery Slam

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"The best way of dispersing crowds in the inner city is to start handing out job applications!"

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

Cook complaining to milkman

Manhole Warning

Monk Parrot.

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'